Because Five Is Not Enough…

Because Five Is Not Enough…

“Five what,” you ask? Why, five Spiderman movies, of course! Some intrepid sweder has decided the canon cannot live without a sixth cinematic commitment to the story of Peter Parker. And so we have an updates of swedes you can’t swede at swede fest™ palm beach 3

  • Spiderman
  • The Goonies
  • Aquamarine


  • Argo
  • Casablanca
  • Castaway
  • Catching Fire
  • Chariots of Fire
  • Dark Knight Rises
  • Desperado, Robocop Sweded
  • Fast 5
  • Frozen
  • Gravity
  • Jaws The REAL Ending
  • John Tucker Must Die
  • Jumper
  • Jurassic Park
  • Mean Girls
  • Mementos
  • Next Friday
  • Noah
  • Parent Trap
  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop
  • Pee-wee’s Big Adventure
  • Project X
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Raising Arizona
  • Rocky 3
  • Soul Plane
  • Specific Rim (a parody of Pacific Rim)
  • The Avengers
  • The Big Lebowski
  • The Matrix
  • The Princess Bride
  • The Ring Sweded
  • The Wizard of OZ
  • The Wolf Of Wall Street
  • To Have & Have Not
  • Toy Story
  • Tremors
  • Twilight
  • Up
  • War of the Worlds
  • White Chicks
  • X-Men

And so, you may think, that is a lot o’ swede-y goodness so early in the game, what with swede fest™ palm beach 3 scheduled for a far-off Saturday in August. But the deadline for submissions isn’t all that far away — in fact, it’s less that two months, a measly seven weeks, i.e. Wednesday, July 9th at 11:59 pm. Frankly, it’s all cake after that: planning your sweet outfit, making your grand entrance, planning your acceptance speech. It’s these next seven weeks that require you to heft the camera, harass your friends into playing non-lead roles (lead roles=volunteers), securing your location, creatively acquiring props, and editing your brilliance down into three PG-13 appropriate minutes.

So, call dibs if you haven’t already by emailing (following the fairly simple rules, of course) with your name (first AND last), the title of your film, your age, and your email address. Easy peasy.

We’ll see you at The Borland Center for Performing Arts when the doors open at 6:00 pm on Saturday, August 2, 2014. The festivities begin at 7:00. We’ll let you know as soon as tickets go on sale (and hey, you get one for free just for submitting a swede).

swede fest™ palm beach 3 is brought to you by Mainstreet at Midtown, ‘cuz they’re cool like that.


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